Quiz: How should Eagles fans behave at the Super Bowl?
Situation: A member of the media wishes to interview you outside the stadium about “unruly Philadelphia sports fans.” Do you:
Select one option.
A) Grab a handful of batteries from your battery bag and just start chucking them at anything that moves.
B) Casually vomit on a child.
C) Calmly remind the interviewer that we didn’t throw snowballs at Santa. We would never throw snowballs at Santa. We threw snowballs at a guy dressed like Santa.
D) Apologize for any past indiscretions and assure the reporter that we, as a city, have turned over a new leaf.